if you were god and you could say one thing to everyone in the world, what would you say?

i would say "HEY!!!... this is god stop worshiping me and go make your world a place worth living in, tards. after you do that ill tell you the secret about what happens after you die." and then i would go get wasted with some aliens and forget all about it.

Public Comments

1. I'd show them the different rewards for what they could earn depending on their actions.
2. guess what, i don't exist
3. "I love you!"
4. If I were God I am sure you would hav much more to comlain about than you do now. But if I could say one I thing to all mankind, I would recite the Beatitudes.
5. Goddamn you all.
6. "Get over yourselves, you arrogant little insects" would be the jist of my message.
7. go outside and look arround , and you will see i exsist
8. STFU! H.I.H!!!(hope I helped) ~`'*2points*'`~
9. i'd say, "need more proof atheists?" lol.
10. STOP fighting! Seriously! Each and every one of you is perfect exactly the way you are, gay, straight, Muslim, Christian, whatever! Now stop fighting and start helping those who need it, you jerks!
11. "Pray. The world needs it - my people need it." "Jesus Loves You. It is why I sent my Son to you. Believe and receive him today." "I'm coming soon. ARE YOU READY?"
12. Shut up! That's what I'd say
13. What do you mean if I were god? I am god and I say "screw it".
14. id say "i do not exist" and then i wipe all memory of me in everyones mind,
15. Stop with all the ***kissing and flattery. What kind of a moron do you think I am? I told you to take care of each other. Can the chatter and get busy doing that.
16. When the power of love exceeds the love of power the world will know peace. (yes, I would quote Jimi Hendrix)
17. "REPENT AND TURN FROM YOUR EVIL WAYS!!!"
18. "i really don't exist. Believe in Science"
19. Love Me, love one another.
20. The asshole's gone. Here's the new deal: we all go to Heaven and suffering ends now.
21. Pax Domini.
22. I'd say, WHY ARE YOU STILL LOOKING FOR MY RETURN WHEN I ALREADY DID IT AND I'VE BEEN THERE ALL THIS TIME, AND YOU SEEM TO KNOW I'M THERE - YOU TALK ABOUT MY PRESENCE IN PRAISE AND WORSHIP! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A PHYSICAL KINGDOM WHEN I TOLD YOU MY KINGDOM IS NOT OF THIS WORLD AND IT DOESN'T COME WITH OBSERVATION AND IT IS WITHIN YOU?? DO YOU THINK I LIED WHEN I SAID TO THE PEOPLE LIVING 2000 YEARS AGO THAT I WOULD NOT TARRY AND WOULD COME SOON, SHORTLY, WITHOUT DELAY?
23. God would say (You have got Me all wrong.)
24. ...Wow, that's exactly what I was thinking! Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought up that little scenario!
25. You have 10 sec before you all parish. Say what you need to say and prepare for the end.
26. Bollocks!
27. If someone tells you I told them to kill in MY name - they're lying. Let me repeat again: THOU SHALT NOT KILL
28. Common sense isn't "common" sense. Everyone doesn't have it.
29. id say SHUT UP U IDIOTS and then blast random places with lightning bolts
30. The wrong thing. Thank God I'm not God.
31. I would say, in a Raymond Massey-ish voice: "FOR THE LAST TIME: F*CK OFF!"
32. REPENT FOR THE KINGDOM IS AT AHND!!!!!!!!!
33. Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy; Make just one heart the heart you sing to. One smile that cheers you, One face that lights when it nears you, One girl you're ev'rything to. Fame if you win it, Comes and goes in a minute. Where's the real stuff in life to cling to? Love is the answer, Someone to love is the answer. Once you've found her, build your world around her. Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too.
34. Are you stupid, or what?
35. Put your head between your legs and kiss your a** goodbye.
36. You know that saying, if you love something, let it go and if it returns to you it's yours forever? Try that sometime. I loved you enough to let you go. I love you enough to wait for your return. But I don't love you in the sort of way that causes me to be fearful and controlling. Love me like that. Love each other like that.
37. pass the peas......
38. lol then thank god you`re not god
39. sounds good. my yahoo is broken
40. increase the peace
41. "Give peace a chance."
42. tolerance for different views on religion...you are fighting about it too much,
43. i would say: please mail all future donations for me made out to DD King at _____ and give mailing address :o)
44. Be EXCELLENT to one another! ☺
45. calm down....
46. Love one another as I love you.
47. He's already said what should be said perfectly. But if I were God, I'd probably say, I said love one another, you blankety, blank, blank, blankety blank blanks!!!
48. Well, i would tell everyone to repent and BEG for forgiveness before they all go to hell, but i couldn't be God, cuz i couldn't love everyone in the world and die on the cross for them if they hated me....but He did it anyways!!!!!
49. I'd opt for "Shut up and think about what you're doing, idiots." I've tried it as a mere mortal, but people tend to be too stupid to listen.
50. love is all there is!